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This piece was received from a longtime friend and co worker.MA
Subject: Halloween knowledge Refresher
If you are going trick or treating or greeting those that are, you need to be sure your facts are current. Test your Halloween IQ and then use them with discretion.
Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
A: Happy Owl-ween!
Q: What kinds of streets do zombies like best?
A: Dead ends.
Q: Who does Dracula get letters from?
A: His fang club.
Q: What tops off a monster’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.
Q: What type of monster loves dance music?
A: The boogieman
Skeleton (framework of bones)
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone?
A: He couldn’t find any “body” to go with.
Q: Which musical instrument do skeletons play?
A: Trom-bone.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs.
Ghosts (spirit appearance of a deceased person)
Q: Where do fashionable ghosts shop?
A: Boo-tiques
Q: Which type of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo-Jeans.
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Boo-berries
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Boo-berry pie.
Q: When does a ghost eat breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
Q: What do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spook-getti.
Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin.
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite body of water?
A: Lake Erie.
Q: What do you call someone puts poison in an eater’s corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer.
Q: Where do ghost use their boats?
A: The Eerie-canal.

Q: What do you call a spirit that gets too close to the campfire?
A: A toasty ghosty.
Werewolf (a full moon causing a person to become a wolf)
Q: What are the cousins of the werewolf?
A: What-wolf and when-wolf.
Q: Where do werewolves store their things?
A: In a were-house.
Q: What do werewolves read to their children before bed?
A: Hairy tales.
Witches (a woman with evil magic powers)
Q: What do they teach in witching school?
A: Spelling.
Q: What kind of makeup do witches wear?
A: Mas-scare-a.
Q: What do you call a witch in the desert?
A: A sand-witch.
Vampires (a person that leaves his grave at night to drink the blood of living people)
Q: What song do vampires hate?
A: You Are My Sunshine
Congratulations on completing the test. You are now ready for the slings, arrows, and moans that accompany their usage.


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